Word of the day – Bifkin
April 21 2006, 7:22 pm | | 20 Comments
Well it isn’t often I get bamboozled by a word but until last night I had never heard the word bifkin used in conversation. A gmail invite to the first blogger who can descibe to us in rich and velvety detail the definition of a…bifkin.
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Well I know what a blumpkin is.
A bifkin is the space between your ballsack and your bumhole. Is that rich and valvety enough for you.
Thank you 5.53 for that beautiful description, a gmail invite will be pushed out to you if you faxheidi@gmail.com with your email address – if you want it that is.You could be bifkin@gmail.com5.47, what’s a blumkin?h x
A tip of the hat to anyone who can slip bifkin into a client meeting or, even better, get it into a script.
i thought the space between your ballsack and asshole is called gooch o_O
technically:per·i·ne·um Audio pronunciation of “perineum” ( P ) Pronunciation Key (pr-nm)n. pl. per·i·ne·a (-n) 1. The region between the scrotum and the anus in males, and between the posterior vulva junction and the anus in females.
Well this is ‘creative’.
Or in the plain english dictionary – n. the corridor between the front door and the back door.
I was under the impression that the words ‘winnit’ and ‘chode’ were commonplace terminology for that fleshy region.
They are. And of course they are much more conversational than Perineum. Just thought I’d throw it out there.
I thought that Bifkin was a feminine term.Definition: The bit of skin between the muck hole and the fuck hole where the crabs gather at full tide.I believed the Male equivalent was called the Biffon.I could be wrong.
I was of the understanding that a chode was the term used to describe a penis that is as wide as it is long
I thought that was a hollywood loaf.
Where does this leave me?
bottom line is you’re a giver or a taker.
You guys must be younger than I thought if you’re just finding this shit out.
Aren’t winnits dags?
Winnits and mustangs are little imperfections on proofs.
your all a bunch of bifkins
Mmm soft velvety bifkin yum