The BrokeBack Mountain Diet

This has been doing the email rounds, but anyway:

WEEK ONE:

Beans

Bacon

Coffee

Whiskey

WEEK TWO:

Beans

Ham

Coffee

Whiskey

WEEK THREE:

Beans

Bacon

Coffee

Whiskey

K-Y

WEEK FOUR

Beans

Pancetta

Coffee (espresso grind)

Whiskey

2 tubes K-Y

WEEK FIVE

Fresh Fava beans

Aborio rice

Prosciutto, approx. 8 ounces, thinly sliced

Medallions of veal

Porcini

1/2 pint of heavy whipping cream

1 Cub Scout uniform, size 42 long

5-6 bottles good Chardonnay

1 large bottle Astro-glide

WEEK SIX

Yukon Gold potatoes

Heavy whipping cream

Asparagus (very thin)

Free Range Organic Eggs

Fresh Lemons

Gruyere cheese(well aged)

Walnuts

Arugula

Butter

Olive oil

Balsamic vinegar

6 yards white silk organdy

White Asapargus ( very thin)

6 yards pale ivory taffeta

Case of Chardonnay

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